After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I
married you." and the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and did
not notice it."
A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and
threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too but he leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a
moment but then smiled " It really works!"
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say, talk in your sleep.
WORST THINGS YOU CAN SAY ON A FIRST DATE
I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem but in the last couple of
weeks I have gotten it under control.
I know we just met and might seem a little sudden.
But could I borrow $500?
I don't see my EX that much, thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice.
Wait till my wife hears about this!
I had a good time tonight.
I would love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior.
I hope you all got a few chuckles out of these,
Blessings to you all,
Nancy
18th Edition Feb 2007
...
...
...
...
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke
up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a
pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think that
means?
"You will know tonight, " he said that evening, the man came
home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted,
she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of
Dreams"
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of
them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
your?" "Yep," the wife replied, (In-Laws)
...
...
